Anonymous: how old are you?
2 maybe 3 olds

Phil is not on fire 3. (x)
(Source: danhovells)
amazingphanonfire:
once in 7th grade i had this guy friend and i used to say “vaginadick” and i could give him a instant boner
omfG IM SO TRYING THIS
heart-of-the-universe:
fckyeahphan:
oh my god
this is literally the best thing. ever.
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
breadmaakesyoufat:
his eyes say stop but his mouth says cock
(Source: derperdan)

phil and dan + nyc
(Source: im50shadesofdone)